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The Serial Tourist's Guide to Jerusalem
Questions? Comments?
Copyright 2006 by Morris Rosenthal
All Rights Reserved
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Jerusalem has always had crime problems, and most buildings have iron bars
or decorative steel gratings installed on windows that can be reached from
the ground. Due to the presence of balconies on most buildings, some of which
line up with each other vertically and give a would-be burglar an easy climbing
path, some second or third story windows are also barred. But one security
measure in Jerusalem is nearly universal, at least in apartment buildings,
the hollow-core steel security door. The main styles I've seen are either
the fake wood finish in this picture, or white paint, but no security door
would be complete without a deadbolt. Israeli deadbolts are a little over
the top if you ask me. Four cylindrical bolts are the norm, it might have
been three years ago. Some locks rotate multiple times, with each rotation
moving the bolts out further. I never saw the point of that one either, but
I guess it goes to show that people like having options. The keys are
"unpickable" type, with drilled depressions on the flats for the pins to
line up on.
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Israeli security doors have another trick working for them. The normal spring
loaded latch, shown to the right, often requires the key to operate. This
is by design, they simply replace the turning handle on the outside of the
door with a simple pull handle, that does nothing more than give you something
to grip. This option is chose by people who like the idea that the door can't
be opened from the outside without a key. The problem, as I discovered the
other day, is that if the door swings shut with your key in the lock on the
inside, you're locked out. Now look again at the picture above, with the
key in the outside of the door. See the little key emblem and the phone numbers
for a locksmith? You'll see these on most Jerusalem apartment doors because
people are always locking themselves out. The locksmith service is 24 hours,
the particular locksmith on this sticker give his name and mobile phone number,
as well as the office number.
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But, if you read the fine print on the inside of our door, it says "Warning!
A closed door isn't locked." You could read "closed" as "slammed" but it
amounts to the same thing. "You have to turn the key to lock the door." And
that's pretty much what I figured when I locked myself out, but after a few
minutes of trying to pop the latch with a business card, I got the idea into
my head that the best thing to do would be to get up onto the roof and drop
down to my balcony, since I knew that door was open. Since my apartment is
on the top floor, the fourth, this sounded good in principal, but fortunately,
the door to the roof was locked and I couldn't find an neighbor with a key.
I say fortunately because when I looked at the drop from the roof to the
balcony from the inside later on, it was higher than I thought, and there
was a real chance I could have lost my balance and fallen against the sliding
glass doors.
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In the end, I agreed to let a neighbor call a locksmith for me when he got
back from walking a guest down to the street. As he left, I decided to give
it the old college try, using my 50 unit telecard instead of a paper business
card. On the bright side, the plastic telecard is an excellent thickness
for popping doors open, stiff and flexible. On the downside, it cost a little
over $5, and I was pretty confident I was ruining it to no effect. I'd looked
at a neighbors door while it was open, so I knew where the latch was located,
and concluded that the only way to pop it was to go straight in and just
push as hard as I could. I gripped the free end of the card with both hands,
and kept pushing while working it up and down just a fraction of an inch
to keep it moving. Before the neighbor got back, I'd popped it open, saving
myself quite a bit of embarrassment and probably a few hundred shekels for
the locksmith as well. As an added bonus, the telecard still worked, though
it tends to get stuck in the phones and I have to pull like heck to get it
out.
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